誰說我只會教中文呢？我轉貼這一篇的意思就是告訴大家：
我也會一句英文：Yes, It really sucks!
沒錯，"it"代表很多事物。
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@ 為什麼有些男人寧養狗卻不肯娶妻？
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives?
1. 你愈晚回家牠越興奮
The later you come home the more excited your dogs are
to see you.
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2. 你錯喊另外一隻狗的名字牠也不會介意
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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3. 你東西撒得滿地都是牠很高興
Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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4. 牠的父母永遠不會來訪
A dog's parents never visit.
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5. 你提高嗓子強烈表態牠也不反感
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your
point across.
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6. 你永不須要等呀等的，狗狗隨時準備好出門
You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24
hours a day.
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7. 你喝醉了狗狗覺得你很有趣
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
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8. 狗狗很喜歡打獵和釣魚
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
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9. 狗狗不會半夜把你推醒問你 , 牠死了你會不會找另外一條狗 ?
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would
you get another dog?'
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10. 狗狗生了孩子 , 你可以登個廣告把孩子打發掉
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and
give them away.
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11. 狗狗會乖乖讓你套個項圈而不會說你變態
A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling
you a pervert.
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12. 狗狗從你身上嗅到別的狗的味道 , 不但不會生氣還會
覺得很有趣
If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.
They just think it's interesting.
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最後，但很重要的
And last, but not the least...
狗狗離開你時，絕不會分掉你一半的家產！
If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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轉載自---張大春老師
