尋妻公告 Husband lost his Wife

Inspector: What is her height?
警察：她體重多少？

Man: I never noticed.
男人：從未注意過

Inspector: Slim or healthy?
警察：身材苗條？還健康嗎？

Man: Not slim, can be healthy
男人：不算苗條，但還算健康。

Inspector: Colour of the eyes?
警察：眼睛的顏色？

Man: Never noticed
男人：不曾注意過

Inspector: Colour of hair?
警察：頭髮的顏色？

Man: Changes according to season.
男人：隨著季節改變

Inspector: What was she wearing?
警察：她當時穿什麼？

Man: suit. I don’t remember exactly.
男人：套裝吧，真的，我不太記得了

Inspector: Was somebody with her???
警察：她有跟其他人在ㄧ起嗎？

Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain,
height 30 inches, healthy,brown eyes, blackish brown hair,
his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken,
he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together…

男人：是的，我的拉布拉多犬，羅密歐，帶著金色的頸圈，
30公寸高，棕色的眼睛，灰宗色的毛，他左邊指甲稍微龜裂，
他喜歡肉食，我們經常ㄧ起吃飯，我們ㄧ起慢跑，

And the man started crying….
之後這老公開始哭了起來

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!
警察：那我們趕緊先開始找狗吧